10.29.2007

Now I can sleep again


Boston sweeps Rockies to win the Series; Mikey "The Connectah" Lowell is MVP.

But now I have a problem: History has shown that every time I have a kid, the Sox win the Series. I don't think my lady parts can take this kind of pressure . . .

10.26.2007

NaNoReMo: Catch-22

So Defective Yeti is planning to read Catch-22 during the month of November. Coincidentally, it's next (or almost next, if I choose to tackle Anna Karenina) on The LIST. I think I'll join him . . .

Naomi and Ely's No-Kiss List: Review Haiku


Unrequited love
plus ultra-hip urban angst.
(Man, I'm such a square.)


Naomi and Ely's No-Kiss List by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan. Knopf, 2007, 240 pages.

10.22.2007

Miss Spitfire: Review Haiku


Two little spitfires
battle for the greatest gift:
communication.


Miss Spitfire: Reaching Helen Keller by Sarah Miller. Atheneum, 2007, 240 pages.

Love that dirty water


Oh, Boston, you're my home.


!!!

10.17.2007

The Used World: Review Haiku


Eighty other holds
and a so-so first chapter?
Sorry, Ms. Kimmel.

The Used World by Haven Kimmel. Free Press, 2007, 320 pages.

10.15.2007

Leepike Ridge: Review Haiku


Lost kid, waterfalls,
treasure hunters run amok:
sounds like The Goonies.


Leepike Ridge by N. D. Wilson. Random, 2007, 224 pages.

10.14.2007

Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus: Review Haiku


Ran, runned -- I don't care,
since you kept La Munch entranced
on a long car ride.


Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus by Barbara Park. Random, 1992, 80 pages. Listened to the unabridged CD from Recorded Books, read by Christina Moore.


Spent Saturday at the Rutgers One-on-One Plus Conference in Jersey. Got to meet Fuse, catch up with some old friends, and hang out with a slew of writers and illustrators at various stages in their professional lives. Apologies again for forgetting business cards. At least I remembered to wear pants.

10.11.2007

Lord of the Flies: Review Haiku


"KILL THE PIG!" Would you?
Innocence lost, unspooled, with
seductive horror.


Lord of the Flies by William Golding. Faber & Faber, 1954, 192 pages. Listened to on a Playaway device.


#21 on The LIST.

10.10.2007

Life's a Beach: Review Haiku


Nothing much happens,
but it's still a hoot to be
along for the ride.


Life's a Beach by Claire Cook. Voice/Hyperion, 2007, 256 pages.


(And no, it's not on the blankety-blank LIST. I'm working on it, okay? I only have so many hours in the day, and Lord of the Flies takes a while to listen to on my lunch breaks . . . )

10.08.2007

Eggs: Review Haiku


Fragile, brittle kids
lay on metaphors thick, but
never crack their shells.

Eggs by Jerry Spinelli. Little, Brown, 2007, 220 pages.

10.07.2007

Evolution, Me, and Other Freaks of Nature: Review Haiku


Darwin versus God!
Survival of the fittest
with high-school-high stakes.


Evolution, Me, and Other Freaks of Nature by Robin Brande. Knopf, 2007, 272 pages.

9.28.2007

The Lemonade War: Review Haiku


Fourth-grade MBA:
If life should give you lemons,
just beat your sister.


The Lemonade War by Jacqueline Davies. HMCo, 2007, 173 pages.

9.26.2007

It's Cybils time again!

Calloo, callay, it's Cybils time again. I'll be on the judging committee for MG/YA nonfiction (huzzah fewer books to read! huzzah after Christmas!). Check out the Cybils site for more information and, starting Monday, October 1, to nominate your favorites.

9.25.2007

Now is when I start throwing things

Unfortunately, Downham's publisher has handicapped Before I Die by
labeling it a young-adult novel, thus ghettoizing this gem to the back of most
bookstores. It's a shame, because this book is vastly superior to most so-called
adult novels with high-school-age protagonists that have been embraced by the
literary establishment.

Read the rest of the review (which is glowing) here.

It reminds me of a cocktail party conversation a former colleague once had with a non-kids' book person about Tony Earley's book Jim the Boy. Upon being told that, given the subject matter and voice, the book could've easily been published as YA, the NKBP said, "But it's so well-written!" Yearrrgh.

Size 14 Is Not Fat Either: Review Haiku


Is this where we'll find
Britney: crime-solving dorm chief?
One can only hope.


Size 14 Is Not Fat Either by Meg Cabot. Avon, 2006, 344 pages.

9.23.2007

Three Bags Full: Review Haiku


Sheep find the baaaaaaad guy.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
Not fluffy: profound.


Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story by Leonie Swann. Translated by Anthea Bell. Flying Dolphin, 2007, 341 pages.

9.17.2007

Where have you been, young lady

What I've been doing in the last week that is not blogging:

  • Escorting the Munchkin to preschool
  • Overseeing two seven-hour portrait sessions for the new photo directory at church
  • Presiding over a board meeting
  • Starting but not having time to finish Three Bags Full
  • Proofreading for money
  • Visiting the Boston Children's Museum, which is made of awesome
  • Listening to William Golding read Lord of the Flies in a terribly amusing British accent
  • Entertaining my visiting parents
  • Watching the Red Sox assume their destiny of September suckage (P.S. Yankees suck)
  • Messing up a Christmas order with BN.com and swearing repeatedly in several colorful languages when their "customer service" options are entirely unhelpful (P.S. I hate you, BN.com, so no link to you)

It's weeks like these that make me question my decision to create a blog of book reviews, since its very existence is dependent on my having time to read. More soon, really.

9.10.2007

The Aurora County All-Stars: Review Haiku


Aurora County:
where there always has to be
a happy ending.


The Aurora County All-Stars by Deborah Wiles. Harcourt, 2007, 242 pages.

9.05.2007

Now with more cowbell

Lookee here! I shelled out the big bucks and now have my very own domain. Please redirect your links (I know there are millions of you out there) to http://www.emilyreads.com/.

Dude, I am bathed in coolness.

9.03.2007

The Iliad: Review Haiku


D'oh! Homer, I tried;
but pierced eyeballs don't thrill me.
Better luck next time?


The Iliad by Homer. Translated by Robert Fagles. Penguin, 1990, 704 pages.


#20 on The LIST.

Just like graffiti

I decided enter the Web 2.0 revolution and start tagging my posts. I'm not wild about the way they look -- those huge white panels on an otherwise lovely page -- but I can't seem to change the color.

The tags are pretty basic and may not be interesting to anyone but me, but it's amusing, at least, to note that I've read almost twice as many MG/YA books (126 combined) as adult books (75), and three times as much fiction (142) as nonfiction (49). I've loved way more books (35) than I hated (10), but when you add in the books I was just meh about (26), the two reactions are equivalent.

Just about ready to abandon The Iliad, by the way . . . I just don't have the stomach for thousands of lines of disemboweling and eyeball-stabbing, I guess. I'll keep trying for another couple books.

9.02.2007

Parrotfish: Review Haiku


The problem novel,
millienial-style: earnest,
if optimistic.


Parrotfish by Ellen Wittlinger. S&S, 2007, 294 pages.

9.01.2007

What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know: Review Haiku


Ah, to be fourteen:
a body full of hormones
and a mind confused.


What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know by Sonya Sones. S&S, 2007, 219 pages.

8.31.2007

The Wednesday Wars: Review Haiku


It's got "award bait"
written all over it, folks.
P.S. Yankees suck.


The Wednesday Wars by Gary D. Schmidt. Clarion, 2007, 264 pages.

8.29.2007

A Wrinkle in Time: Review Haiku


Never have I felt
so smart, so dumb, so Christian
all at the same time.


A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle. FSG, 1962, 212 pages.


Listened to on a Playaway device.


#19 on The LIST.

8.28.2007

My Mother the Cheerleader: Review Haiku


Limited portrait
of integration-era
New Orleans. Tough stuff.


My Mother the Cheerleader by Robert Sharenow. Harper, 2007, 304 pages.

8.23.2007

Slogging through The Iliad

Boys and swords, angry gods, women as chattel, Greek Guy #1 led the army of Greek Place #24, featuring the noble warriors Greek Guy #96 son of Greek Guy #126 . . .

Egad. Hera, give me strength.

8.19.2007

First Daughter: Extreme American Makeover: Review Haiku


The way politics
should be. But I have to ask:
is she too perfect?


First Daughter: Extreme American Makeover by Mitali Perkins. Dutton, 2007, 192 pages.

8.18.2007

Hatchet: Review Haiku


Brian demonstrates
survival of the fittest.
(I won't even camp.)

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen. 189 pages.
# 18 on The LIST.

8.17.2007

Love Is a Many-Trousered Thing: Review Haiku


Snogosity is
getting old; still, "the cakeshop
of love" is brilliant.

Love Is a Many-Trousered Thing by Louise Rennison. Harper, 2007, 288 pages.

8.15.2007

Middle School Is Worse than Meatloaf: Review Haiku


A tour-de-force of
ethnographic research! (A
nightmare to proofread.)


Middle School Is Worse than Meatloaf: A Year Told Through Stuff by Jennifer L. Holm. Atheneum/Ginee Seo, 2007, 126 pages.

8.14.2007

Evil Genius: Review Haiku


Expected hijinks,
X-Men style; got a darker,
sadder book instead.


Evil Genius by Catherine Jinks. Harcourt, 2007, 496 pages.

8.11.2007

The Elements of Style: Review Haiku


Strict, graceful, fussy:
Classic primer states the rules.
I've broken them all.


The Elements of Style (Illustrated) by William Strunk, Jr., and E.B. White, illustrated by Maira Kalman. Penguin, 2005, 145 pages.


8.07.2007

Madame Bovary: Review Haiku


Oh, good God, woman,
just go get a vibrator.
Useless bourgeoisie.


Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert. Modern Library, 1957 (orig. 1857), 400 pages.


#17 on The LIST.

8.05.2007

Vacation roundup

Six books, 1500 pages*, one new tooth (him), and approximately 743 jumps off the diving board (her). Good times.

*Woulda been seven and 1900 if I could finish Madame Friggin' Bovary . . .

Wringer: Review Haiku


To be a wringer!
Palmer can't imagine worse.
He'd rather be Bert.


Wringer by Jerry Spinelli. Harper, 1997, 229 pages.


#16 on The LIST.

The Secrets of Peaches: Review Haiku


Ah, summer chick lit:
Traveling Pants without pants.
Peachy nothingness.


The Secrets of Peaches by Jodi Lynn Anderson. Harper/Alloy, 2007, 297 pages.


Fahrenheit 451: Review Haiku


In nightmare future,
"Burn, baby, burn" is the law.
Montag fights the fire.


Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. S&S, 1951, 190 pages.


#15 on The LIST.

The Rising Star of Rusty Nail: Review Haiku


Fortiss-iss-imo!
Franny and Commie in a
three-part invention.


The Rising Star of Rusty Nail by Lesley M. M. Blume. Knopf, 2007, 270 pages.

On the Road: Review Haiku


They gave these aimless,
jobless, shiftless, drunk junkies
drivers' licenses?


On the Road by Jack Kerouac. Viking, 1957, 293 pages.


#14 on The LIST.

I Am the Cheese: Review Haiku


Cormier, master
of intrigue: gives new meaning
to, "Cheese it! The Feds!"


I Am the Cheese by Robert Cormier. Dell, 1977, 221 pages.


#13 on The LIST.

7.27.2007

I Am Not Joey Pigza: Review Haiku


Call DCFS!
Get pal Joey away from
his superflake dad!


I Am Not Joey Pigza by Jack Gantos. FSG, 2007, 224 pages.


Note: Off to the beach for a weeklong vacation. Lots of reading, probably little posting.

7.23.2007

I hereby relinquish my haiku crown

HP7, in haiku. (Warning: spoilers a-plenty, though they're poetic.)

7.22.2007

Does My Head Look Big in This? Review Haiku


Love the concept, but
message heavy-handed, voice
After-School Special.


Does My Head Look Big in This? by Randa Adbel-Fattah. Orchard, 2007, 360 pages.



Apropo of nothing: I'm not sure whether to be proud or alarmed that I'm the only one who seems to have finished/reviewed HP7 yesterday. Where are the rest of you? No one else I know has finished it, and I'M DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT!

7.21.2007

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Review Haiku


That, Mr. Snicket,
is what I call an ending.
I couldn't believe --


Oh, sorry, I ran out of syllables.


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling. Scholastic, 2007, 759 pages.

7.19.2007

Charlotte's Web: Review Haiku


"No one was with her
when she died." I'm sorry -- I
can't see the keyboard . . .


Charlotte's Web by E. B. White. Harper, 1952, 184 pages.
#12 on The LIST.

7.18.2007

Does this mean Fuse and I are long-lost sisters?




You're Catch-22!

by Joseph Heller

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people.


Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

Guess this means I have to read it next.

7.17.2007

The Off Season: Review Haiku


Midwestern gumption
beats tragedy any time.
I heart D. J. Schwenk.


The Off Season by Catherine Gilbert Murdock. HMCo, 2007, 277 pages.

7.15.2007

Princess on the Brink: Review Haiku


Dear Ms. Meg Cabot:
Why, oh why can't I quit you?
Nice sex message, though.


Princess on the Brink: Princess Diaries, Volume 8. Harper, 2006, 256 pages.

Rabbit, Run: Review Haiku


Tried fifty pages
until it was obvious:
Updike hates women.


Rabbit, Run by John Updike. Knopf, 1960, 320 pages, of which I read 54.


#11 on The LIST.


(P.S. 200th post!)

7.13.2007

Decline and Fall: Review Haiku


Absurdity, the
upper-class way. Don't look for
morals, chum; just laugh.


Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh. Little Brown, 1928, 293 pages.


#10 on The LIST. (Hooray! One-fifth of the way through the list, only three months into . . . oh, wait, that sucks.)

7.09.2007

Bridge to Terabithia: Review Haiku


The truest, saddest
portrait of childhood grief. Hail,
Terabithia.


Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson. Avon, 1978, 160 pages.


#9 on The LIST.


Listened to on a Playaway device until the middle of the last chapter, when the battery died and I couldn't figure out how to open the case to replace it.

7.08.2007

Converting Kate: Review Haiku


Childhood circumscribed
by fundamentalism;
yet Kate still has guts.


Converting Kate by Beckie Weinheimer. Viking, 2007, 312 pages.

Dude, I must be an A-list blogger now

. . . because suddenly I'm getting comment spam. Can't seem to delete it, though I'll keep trying.

7.04.2007

The Federalist Papers: Review Haiku


"Justice is the end
of government." Our prescient
founders said it best.


The Federalist Papers by James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay. First published 1788. Bantam, 1982, 624 pages.


#8 on The LIST.


Happy Independence Day! (And yes, I totally cheated and didn't read them all. But I did read numbers 10, 51, 67, 68, and 69, which my husband the gov jock told me* are the most important. So sue me.)

*
There. Bite me, honey.

The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing: Review Haiku


Expectations: low.
First two hundred pages: meh.
But oh -- that ending!




#7 on The LIST.

7.03.2007

Jack Plank Tells Tales: Review Haiku


Natalie Babbit
can do no wrong. Still, this one
feels a bit bloodless.


Jack Plank Tells Tales by Natalie Babbit. Michael diCapua (FSG), 2007, 128 pages.

7.02.2007

Heh.

Online Dating

Apparently my only problem words are "kill" (used twice) and "suck" (used once, but I think they're not counting correctly).

7.01.2007

So Totally Emily Ebers: Review Haiku


Setting aside the
thrice-told tale bit, this is a
funny, real-world read.


So Totally Emily Ebers by Lisa Yee. Scholastic, 2007, 280 pages.